Are you ready for my test? The Sub-Aptitude Test

ARE YOU A GOOD SLAVE?

A simple question. And yet, you won’t be able to answer it so easily.

Maybe you’ll say yes. Maybe you’ll hesitate. Maybe, as you think about it, you’ll realize that “good” doesn’t mean what you thought it did. Not obedience for obedience’s sake, not merely functioning, but the willingness to truly reveal yourself: to let yourself go, even when it gets challenging.

That’s exactly what I’ll find out: in my sub-aptitude test.

You ring the doorbell. The door opens, I take a quick look at you, and you know right away: You’re not here to enjoy yourself today. Today, you’re being evaluated. There’s no preliminary conversation and no warm-up. You’ve already written down everything I need to know. Now, the only thing that matters is what you show.

You’re invited in, shown to your seat, and given instructions. If necessary, I’ll send you to the bathroom first to freshen up. Then the evaluation begins. I’ll tell you where you stand and how you’re doing.
And I watch. How you move when no one tells you what comes next. How you react when a task goes further than you expected. How honest you remain when I ask you questions.

This isn't a role-playing game with a predetermined ending. It's a test, your test. By the end, you'll know where you stand. And so will I, by the way.

YOUR TEST: 90 MINUTES, TWO 45-MINUTE CLASS PERIODS

Lesson 1: Assessment and Basics
I’ll test your posture, obedience, and reactions under pressure. You’ll only know in advance that something is coming, not what.

Lesson 2: Advanced Training and Stress Tests
The tasks will become more challenging and tailored specifically to you. This is where we’ll see if you can deliver on your promises.

Evaluation and Results
I’ll evaluate you in areas such as trust, communication, and resilience. You’ll receive honest feedback and a written assessment. It’s up to you to decide whether you’re satisfied with the results or would like a follow-up evaluation. You’ll take your results home with you, as a reminder and as a challenge.

WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IN ADVANCE (VIA EMAIL)

A brief introduction: Who you are, how much experience you have, and what appeals to you about this format. Your limits and taboos, clear and complete, because only what’s discussed beforehand will take place. Your preferences, so I can tailor the session to you. Any health considerations. A deposit is required to confirm the appointment. Send me two to three suggested dates and times.

FRAMEWORK

Duration: 90 minutes, two 45-minute class periods.
Price: €500, including a preliminary consultation via email and a written assessment, which I will send to you afterward.
Optional: a follow-up exam as a separate session.
Important: The preliminary consultation takes place entirely via email. On-site, we’ll start directly with the exam.

Just use the contact form below this special. I offer appointments exclusively on Saturdays and Sundays at the studio. An exam isn't the opposite of play. It's the beginning of it.

Madame Eve Astra